🖼️ Ultimate Meme Portal
- Upload & share your dankest memes
- Rate memes with $GRWHCK
- Weekly meme competitions
- NFT your favorite memes (because why not)
GorillaWhack ($GRWHCK)
The Most Bananas Meme Coin in the Jungle! 🍌
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No VCs, No Pre-sale, No Fancy Suits - Just Apes Being Apes!
🤝
Devs 🤝 Community = Marriage (but without the divorce)
🎮
Community Votes on Everything (even what color underwear devs wear)
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Paper Hands? Never Heard of them. Diamond Hands Only! 💪
Current Price
We're working on it!
Coming Soon 🚀
GorillaWhack
$GRWHCKContract Address:
DaU7kMNAjMgLZhoEsvEt68DBn4wvmay2Xh3wTzdUhAVU
🌐 Join Our Community
Where meme lords unite! Join thousands of smooth-brained apes.
🎮 Meme Portal
Share and rate the dankest memes in the metaverse!
💎 Diamond Hands
HODL like a true ape! No paper hands allowed! 🙌
🌙 To The Moon
$GRWHCK = 1 Lambo??? (soon™)
Why $GRWHCK? Because...
Created by meme lords, for meme lords
Powered by pure monke energy
More potential than your ex's new relationship
Harder than math homework
🎯 What We're Building (No Cap, Fr Fr)
Phase 1: The Meme Factory
Phase 2: GIF Paradise
🎥 Moving Pictures Go Brrr
- GIF creation tools
- Premium GIF features for $GRWHCK holders
- GIF battles & tournaments
- Custom GIF marketplace
Phase 3: Video Mayhem
📽️ Short-Form Chaos
- Meme video editor
- Video effects marketplace
- Premium hosting for $GRWHCK holders
- Monthly video meme awards
Phase 4: AI Monke Magic
🤖 AI Goes Bananas
- AI meme generator
- Text-to-meme technology
- Premium features for $GRWHCK
- AI-powered meme enhancement tools
💡 All features available with basic currency, but...
$GRWHCK holders get premium features for 42,069% less! Monke understand?
🗓️ 2025 Roadmap (Trust Us Bro)
Q1 2025
🚀 Launch Preparation
- Token creation (with extra bananas)
- Building dream meme team
- Social networks expansion
Q2 2025
💎 Getting Listed
- First Token Audit
- Token listing on DEX platforms
- Additional research & development
- Community expansion
Q3 2025
🎮 Portal Beta Launch
- First GRWHCK fun portal release
- Initial features rollout
- Community feedback collection
- Platform improvements
Q4 2025
🎉 Full Launch
- Official platform launch
- All features deployment
- First meme competitions
- Community rewards program
🍌 Token Distribution (Real Talk)
75% Public
25% Team
$GRWHCK
Portal Development
10% - Because building dank stuff ain't cheap
Testers
2% - For our brave beta monkes
Security
5% - Keeping your memes SAFU
Legal
3% - Lawyers (unfortunately we need them)
Competition Awards
5% - Early meme lords get the bag
Token Metrics
Total Supply
1,000,000,000,000
GRWHCK
Staking Launch
Q3 2025
Earn while you HODL
Competition Pool
10%
of portal earnings redistributed to meme lords
⚠️ Investment Notice
GorillaWhack is an early-stage startup project. While we are committed to delivering our roadmap, please be aware that success is not guaranteed.
This is a high-risk investment opportunity
Project completion and timeline may vary
Only invest what you can afford to lose
DYOR (Do Your Own Research) before investing
🚨 Not financial advice. Only invest what you can afford to yeet into the void! 🚨